If you're wondering what's hotter than pictures of Heidi Klum nkd, Cuz it's like, from far away, you think she's just half nkd, wearing a shirt and bikini bottoms, and there's nothing to see really, Cuz who hasn't seen Heidi Klum half nkd, wearing bikini bottoms, but then you get closer, and you're like "Holy Crap! Heidi Klum is actually nkd, and her bikini is painted on!" And then you're like, "Can I touch?" And then security slams you to the ground and you wait for the police to show up.

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